u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u
|—||Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang). (via blindthoughts)|
Running through The Louvre, from Bernardo Bertolucci’s The Dreamers.
Today the filmmaker turns 74. And to this day The Louvre forbids running.
Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off
did you get an A
|—||I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)|
would you rather have no internet connection or no friends
that “oh shit, I really like you and that scares me” moment
i dont know much about the movie Lucy but the fact that they literally just slapped on some random chinese words on the wall to try and set the mood to be some kinda menacing intimidating asian atmosphere is downright sooo hilarious to me especially when the words literally are “keep clean” and like a random assortment of fruit like if you’re goign to try at least try harder please it’s embarrassing
no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness