i either reblog one thing every 5 hours or reblog 84 things in 3 minutes there is no inbetween
this will never be not funny.
That’s the thing about cake…it demands to be eaten.
This is the most brilliant thing out of all things that are brilliant.
I ate the cake the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once…
My thoughts are like icing I can’t fathom into lettering…
It would be a privilege to have my stomach filled by you…
PLEASE tell me John Green has seen this
Meet the real life mermaid who swims with jellyfish and can hold her breath under water for up to five minutes
Linden Wolbert travels the world as a full time professional mermaid and uses her custom-made 6ft tail to propel her through the water.
The 32-year-old freediver and model can swim to depths of 115ft and uses her skills to promote ocean conservation and education.
to all the fathers on this fabulous Father’s Day
if you are what you eat im going to eat a victoria’s secret model