no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
presenting in class like
don’t talk to boys who aren’t nice to their mothers
[dials 911] hi yes it’s been two weeks and i’m still emotionally unstable because of bucky barnes
Jesus take the wheel
Whoa there Jesus
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit
our bodies are actually compulsive hoarders. they keep fat stored “just in case they need it later”